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GLAMORTUARY

~ Where Eternal Rest Meets Eternal FAB ~

OUR SERVICES

  • 💄 Glam Embalming
  • 🕯️ Disco Funerals
  • ⚰️ Bedazzled Coffins
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WHY GLAMORTUARY?

Serving the deceased in *questionable taste* since 1997.

STILL ALIVE. STILL GLAM.

NOW HIRING
CERTIFIED NECRO-STYLISTS
MUST LOVE GLITTER

TESTIMONIALS

"They would not stop playing disco."
– Concerned Family

"Please remove our number."
– Fire Department


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